Blog 69 Canada to Build Wall: the Crumbling Canadian-American Relationship

Blog  2-69  Canada to Build Wall: the Crumbling Canadian-American Relationship 

Recently leaked Cabinet notes reveal that the Canadian government is gearing up to implement secret plans to build a 4000-mile wall along the Canada-USA border.

It is part of a far-sighted response to the current American government’s  open rejection of the projected pace of global warming and its insistence on extracting the last dollar’s worth of fossil fuels from coal and oil fields. No change in that official view can be expected, the notes explain, until the current administration (of mostly rich old men) dies off. 

Prompted by the recent report of the IPCC (Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change) that the  scientific evidence suggests the irreversible turning-point may come as early as the 2030’s, the wall project addresses a later time at which the ozone layer has been sufficiently destroyed and the earth is in the stage of final meltdown. The American mainland south of the 49th parallel will have become too hot and dry for human habitation. 

So the report envisages  a vast assault of Americans attempting to cross the Canadian border fleeing towards the North Pole*. The processing of immigrants can only be managed if they are funnelled through a limited number of functioning entry points. Specifically mentioned is the probability  that American criminals, rapists and “economic refugees”  will also attempt to enter at other points if refused at the well-defended gaps in the wall.

Footnote: The migrants may claim that they are only trying to get to American territory in Alaska. The notes’ frank response is that Alaska may have already seceded and be defending its own borders.

* (It is expected that the Poles will be the last habitable areas of the planet. Unfortunately the ill-educated migrants, it is assumed, will not know that the North Pole is in the middle of the Arctic Ocean and only the South Pole is on the solid ground of a continent. )

Now, the authenticity of these “notes” is questionable, because the current Liberal government of Prime Minister Trudeau is, in fact, trying to build a large pipeline expansion to the Pacific ocean - to get the last dollar’s worth of the particularly dirty Canadian type of oil out of the ground and onto the market. So, is that a government whose “leaked” notes can be believed?

Probably not.

Back to the more credible, and optimistic, Joyce Nelson book, in the next blog.